Weight Loss God's Way
For all people out there trying to do things “God’s Way” – get a bloody life!
I just came across another “God’s Way” web site – this time it’s about loosing weight. Here it is: http://www.weightlossgodsway.com Here is what the site says: “Please – Stop Dieting! Renew Your Mind Instead, And See Your Body Transformed Forever!“. As Borat would say, “Very Nice – Hi Five!”
So, when you go to bed – go to bed “God’s Way” – and you won’t snore (as we all know God doesn’t like people snoring the same way He doesn’t like people to be fat). When you catch a train – catch the train “God’s Way” and you’ll never be late”. When you raise you kids, do it “God’s Way” and you’ll never have any problems.
It’s definitely not the God that I know. My God (the one who created the Universe and stuff) loves me the way I am. And he probably smiles when I snore at night, eat smoked ham, drink a beer or show some kind of challenged behaviour. The thing is – He never condemned me. He created me, game me freedom and loves me as I am. So, doing things “God’s Way” is a lot of crap. There is no such thing. Be yourself, follow Jesus and don’t let other people tell you what is the “God’s Way” of doing things. They should all shut up God’s Way.














on July 17th, 2008 at 11:49 am
that is avery funny. I like it. especially like the idea of people shutting up, ‘God’s way’. good one.